Saturday, August 2, 2014

See You On The Bus



If I were president for a day
I'd write an executive order 
To invite the aliens in to stay
And deport the old people south of the border

At least young Hispanics can work
Old people are all liability
Spending all this money makes me berserk 
It all has to do with our sustainability

Old people are draining our Social Security
Not to mention the cost of our Medicare
They will spend us into obscurity
So old people you'd best prepare

As Commander in Chief I will send a bus around
There is nothing more to discuss
We'll stop at Disneyland, then head on down
I'll see you all on the bus

(This poem was written for a contest called "If you were president for a day".)

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