Friday, December 22, 2017

Electric Lawn Mower Repair Job

my son was mowing our lawn
with our plugin electric mower
it went on and off, on and off
it couldn’t be much slower

he called me over to see what was wrong
I looked around and began to tinker
I discovered why it wouldn’t stay on
he plugged into our Christmas light blinker

Monday, December 11, 2017

Auto-Correct Ain’t No Smarter Than Me

every time I start to write
it tells me what to say
who are you to change my words
i can’t write on this way

before I “Send” I must look twice
or trouble it could be
auto-correct I’ve turned you off
you ain’t no farter than me