Electric Lawn Mower Repair Job

my son was mowing our lawn

with our plugin electric mower

it went on and off, on and off
it couldn’t be much slower

he called me over to see what was wrong
I looked around and began to tinker
I discovered why it wouldn’t stay on
he plugged into our Christmas light blinker

Auto-Correct Ain’t No Smarter Than Me

every time I start to write

it tells me what to say

who are you to change my words

i can’t write on this way

before I “Send” I must look twice

or trouble it could be

auto-correct I’ve turned you off

you ain’t no farter than me