Yes santa is real. The park is closed. We're almost there. Finish your soup. There is a prize at the bottom. I'm coming back there. Spinach will put hair on your chest. Be home by dark. The boogie man will get you. Finish your plate. African children are starving. Santa is watching you. I will lower taxes.
Went to my local ATM, to deposit a bunch of checks. Most were accepted, but I had three rejects. Noticed something about them, that was interesting to me. All three rejects, were from the US Treasury. (A true story)
Owned an iPhone since day one. Use it for more than just having fun. Read The Holy Bible every day. All my bills I can pay. Listen to my tunes all day long. Just speak to find my favorite song. Always know the temp and time. Set the alarm to hear a chime. Have someplace to go? A voice will guide you to and fro. Transfer money bank to bank. Can email my buddy Hank. Open a radar to check the weather. Keep my passwords all together. My whole life is in there. I can back it up and have a spare. This is a device I’m proud to own. Oh yeah, did I mention it’s also a phone?
Newly weds decided to take their honeymoon by RV. It was the country that they wanted to see. Got real frisky while driving on the road. Couldn’t wait to spill their load. Pulled over and stopped on the shoulder. No time to let those flames smolder. That’s ok, but they forgot one thing. To close the rear window curtain before their fling.
1. Split twigs into thin pieces. 2. Wrap finger as bleeding increases. 3. Arrange the pieces into a little pile. 4. Pulling splinters all the while. 5. Strike a match. 6. Strike a match. 7. Blow to make a big flame. 8. Burned face make insurance claim. 9. Run to gather more fire wood. 10. Fell down. Knee doesn't look good. 11. Big thunderstorm just got done. 12. See number one.
Single handedly credited for killing 22. Multiple wounds as the enemy withdrew. Unbelievable courage that resulted in victory. Second most decorated in American history. (The Medal of Honor is the highest level of recognition available in war. Joe Hooper won the medal during the Vietnam War along with 254 other warriors. Joe Hooper was the most decorated for his actions in the Vietnam War for his courage, valor and gallantry in keeping with the highest traditions of the US Army. Joe Hooper is one of my earthly heros.)