Saturday, October 11, 2014

How To Light a Campfire



1. Split twigs into thin pieces.
2. Wrap finger as bleeding increases.
3. Arrange the pieces into a little pile.
4. Pulling splinters all the while.
5. Strike a match.
6. Strike a match.
7. Blow to make a big flame.
8. Burned face make insurance claim.
9. Run to gather more fire wood.
10. Fell down. Knee doesn't look good.
11. Big thunderstorm just got done.
12. See number one.

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