Top 10 ways to know you are on a cheap airlines when:
Your boarding pass is hand written on a 3x5 card.
The baggage wagon is pulled to the plane by a 1950 Packard.
The refueling tanker truck says Walmart on the door.
They serve Logan's peanuts and let you throw the shells on the floor.
The plane looks like a Boeing 80 Series jet but when it starts it sounds like a DC-3.
The pilot comes on the PA and says, "Buenos dias. YO soy el Capitan Jose' Gee."
To save fuel we took off on the taxiway.
To save Db's, easy listening is the only music they play.
The flight attendant asks you to police your area before you walk out the door.
Oh no. I just threw all of my peanut shells on the floor.
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