Friday, October 10, 2014

A Hot Gooey Mess



A warning to all spaghetti still in a box, 
There is a monster in the kitchen you need to out fox. 

If you don't want supper made from you, 
Listen up and I'll tell you what to do. 

She'll come and take you in her hand, 
This is where you make your stand. 

Between her hands and the pot, 
You'll have only one shot. 

Your only chance is to jump for the floor, 
Then try to roll under the oven drawer. 

You short pieces can sometimes make it, 
Everybody else will end up in a boiling pit. 

This plan must be a success, 
Otherwise you'll all end up a hot gooey mess. 

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